Cleaning out pile of stuff from one of

desks in one of my offices at work, I came across a page from a desk calendar that friend shared with me back in December. Can't attest to the veracity of this, but 'tis amusing to contemplate.

The info for December 30 is supposedly a list of how-to books, the real titles.

• How to Avoid Huge Ships
• How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarky? or Effective Way?
• How to Draw a Straight Line

IF this is a matter of poor editing (not to mention peculiar writing), then I'd say be careful of any advice received because it could be faulty. I'm not particularly worried about huge 'ships' and what the H___ 'good-bye depression' is about is kinda scary. I do, however, think maybe drawing a straight line could be a learned skill, although I'd get a nice straight edge and not worry about it.

You know, I might be able to compile interesting copy to be used on desk calendars; really, it doesn't seem very difficult. Could be part-time employment after retirement. Surely, I could do this well.